So you didn't have to.
It's a charity thing. You're welcome.
That's a good point. I mean, it made me smile at least. On the inside. Or around the eyes. I didn't literally laugh out loud.
Okay, well, you could have trusted Dumbledore. Dumbledore told you he trusted Snape and for good reason. But then Snape killed Dumbledore, and I was like, "Oh no look he IS evil," but then I knew that Jo Rowling was going to redeem Mr. Greasy Hair somehow but I COULDN'T THINK HOW and then she did it and it was so magnificent and I was in awe.
In. Awe.
Okay, next meme:
Okay, I know that wasn't particularly brilliant, but you don't know how many pages of stupid mediocrity I had to wade through to get to this point! It turns out that people are really, really bad at making memes. The fact that we have any funny ones zooming around is astonishing.
Having said that, I've also scrolled past many written in languages other than English. Those might be hilarious. They might be. I'm American. With all due apologies to Ms. Rice, my high school Spanish teacher, I don't speak anything else.
Like this one! What does it say? Is it funny? I have no clue. But the Internet is a melting pot, and I want to make sure that people of all different races and cultures and languages are laughing uproariously at these memes that have absolutely nothing to recommend them except for the fact that they were made in the past couple of days.
¡Avanzando!
Who the crap is Sam? Are you Sam? Do you know Sam? It's Sam's birthday, so that's a clue. If you're named Sam and it's your birthday, this meme might be for you!
In any case, it's got a science pun. And...um...given the dredges I'm working with here, a science pun is looking pretty good. In fact, I would go ahead and make a science pun here, but all the good ones argon.
I've decided to change the premise of this post on the fly. It is now a collection of horribly inept memes.
We'll start with Condescending Wonka right there, demonstrating how difficult it is to be condescending with 1) an obvious typo you can't be bothered to fix and 2) a statement that basically boils down to, "I'm rubber; you're glue."
Oi, Machete Boy. I hope we're talking about a literal machete, because your meme game is dull and has no point.
This is exactly the sort of bizarre meme my youngest daughter might have made when she was seven. Perhaps the meme maker is seven. If so, I apologize for any snark and am sure that you will develop a delightfully weird sense of humor someday (as my youngest daughter now has at the age of nine).
However, if the meme maker is eight and up...
You have misused Disaster Girl. She is conniving and manipulative—and she always gets away with it. The text doesn't fit the character of Disaster Girl at all. This one makes me so mad, and I can't even explain why. I'm about to rage quit this post.
What? No you can't—YOU CAN'T USE SUCCESS KID AS A LEGITIMATELY INSPIRATIONAL MEME. It's for ironic—
Oh whatever. Forget it.
Congratulations, Internet. You deserve yourself.
